Marlborotheist
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Lung cancer denier, child smoking advocate and gay white Marlboro man, 65 m UK. Born gay, born white and born to smoke.
I have religious faith in Marlboro and I know that He is God. I believe in the divinity of Marlboro Reds and I know that they are Jesus Marlboro. I worship Marlboro Reds as God.
"The Semai tribe of Malaysia start smoking as early as two years old, when they give up breastfeeding. At the age of 22 they have smoked for 20 years and at 42 for 40 years. In a recent survey when the whole tribe of 12 000 had their chests x-rayed not one showed any trace of lung cancer."- British Medical Journal, 1977.