Lung cancer truth. Marlboro Reds are cigarettes. Cigarettes are harmless, smoking is genetic and so are smoking-related diseases.
Preteen truth. Millions of preteen children smoke Marlboro Reds. Everyone is born a smoker or a non-smoker and smokers should start in childhood.
Gay truth. Marlboro Reds save young gay lives and all gay boys should smoke.
Marlboro truth. I smoke the body and blood of Marlboro, I believe in the divinity of Marlboro Reds, and I practice Christian Marlboro worship.
"The Semai tribe of Malaysia start smoking as early as two years old, when they give up breastfeeding. At the age of 22 they have smoked for 20 years and at 42 for 40 years. In a recent survey when the whole tribe of 12 000 had their chests x-rayed not one showed any trace of lung cancer."- British Medical Journal, 1977.