Marlborotheist
About me:
Marlboro worshipper. I pray to Marlboro and I know that He is God. I believe in the divinity of Marlboro reds and I worship them at an altar of Marlboro. He created cigarettes in His own image and He is a cigarette.
I am pro child smoking. Science shows that man is a smoking animal and that cigarettes are harmless. Children are natural smokers and should not have to wait to start smoking.
"The Semai tribe of Malaysia start smoking as early as two years old, when they give up breastfeeding. At the age of 22 they have smoked for 20 years and at 42 for 40 years. In a recent survey when the whole tribe of 12 000 had their chests x-rayed not one showed any trace of lung cancer."- British Medical Journal, 1977.