Marlborotheist
About me:
64 m UK. Gay white Marlboro man. Born gay, born white and born to smoke.
Prosmoker. Cigarettes are harmless, Man is a smoking animal and whites are the Marlboro race.
Pro child smoking. Children are natural cigarette smokers, Marlboro is a children's cigarette and it is normal and healthy for children to smoke.
Marlboro. I worship my physical cigarette as God. I believe in the divinity of Marlboro and I worship Marlboro reds as Marlboro incarnate in fire.
"The Semai tribe of Malaysia start smoking as early as two years old, when they give up breastfeeding. At the age of 22 they have smoked for 20 years and at 42 for 40 years. In a recent survey when the whole tribe of 12 000 had their chests x-rayed not one showed any trace of lung cancer."- British Medical Journal, 1977.